(wiki-special opens in Timmy and Bubbles' RV with Bubbles (in her racing uniform), Tommy Turner, and Tammy Turner watching the highlights on TV from when Tommy Turner won the NASCAR Busch Series FUNAI 250 the night prior, while Timmy was getting suited up for the race)
(scene shows Bubbles, Tommy & Tammy making eye contact with the T.V)
Joe Moore (MRN Radio / voice only): Here they come in Turn #3 for the 250th and final time this evening, Turner trying to make his move in the corner, now Tommy shoots Harvick up the racetrack in-between Turns 3 & 4!
Allen Bestwick (MRN Radio / voice only) Tommy Turner will immediately get by and win the FUNAI 250! What an unforgettable last-second surge made by the #43 Blubber Nuggets Chevrolet of debutting driver, Tommy Turner to beat the #17 Visine Chevrolet of Terrence Kazoo! What an incredible night here in Richmond, and we're looking forward to seeing more of that track action tomorrow night in the NASCAR Winston Cup Series when they race the Chevy Monte Carlo 400! *Bubbles turns T.V off*
Bubbles: Oh! Tommy, I'm so-so-so-so SO proud of you! If your daddy and I hadn't let you take racing lessons at such a young age, we may never have won! I'm such a happy mommy! And that move on that meanie Terrence Kazoo last night had me and Tammy screaming and jumping. *giggles*
Tommy: Well, thanks for the compliment on my bump on Terrence, Mom. It's not only my first win in the NASCAR Busch Series, but my first career win even in a major sport even though this is one level below the top level (Referring to the NASCAR Winston Cup Series). I told dad that I am working my way up to race with you and my dad in Winston Cup.
Bubbles: Awww.... *hugs Tommy and kisses him on the cheek*
Tammy: Can I join in, mom?
Bubbles: Sure, little princess.
Tammy: Yeah! *joins in a group hug*
Timmy: *comes out of the bathroom in his racing suit* I'm getting my revenge on that Crockpot no matter how much anyone and I mean ANYONE whines and *bleep*s at me to not retaliate! Nobody should tell me to stay off Crocker's rear bumper tonight, cause I'm spinning that lunkhead out by the end of this race like he spun ME out back in May!
Bubbles: Timmykins, no! You can't wreck Crocker deliberately! You'll get into big trouble! BIG!!!!
Tommy: Yeah mom's right, Dad! It ain't like me bumpin' Terrence Kazoo outta the way last night, you could REALLY get into serious trouble by Team Fastex, ESPECIALLY with the NASCAR sport itself!
Bubbles: And please don't use bad words, Timmy.
Timmy: Hey! My chance for vengeance is tonight, and I'll make sure it ain't my fault and that it's Crocker's own fault! *leaves door*
Bubbles: *gasps* Oh! That Timmy! *tears up and gasps sadly* He doesn't listen! *cries*
*Tommy and Tammy rub Bubbles' back to sooth her*
Tammy: Don't worry, Mom. Dad will soon get himself into trouble and LEARN from his mistake.
Tommy: And don't forget, NASCAR could put him on probation instead of giving himself the boot. Never forget my words of advice, boys have at it. *scene cuts to Bubbles signing autographs with Bart, Lisa, Edd, Ed, and Kevin*
Bubbles (while signing a boy's #43 STP backpack): I'm getting so many fans who want my autograph! I think I even saw a girl holding a cute little plushie of me! (to the boy) Here you go sweetie.
Boy with #43 STP backpack: Awww... you're the best and the cutest, Bubbles, go win tonight's race, My #1 favorite driver!
Bubbles: You're welcome, and I'll try and win for you!
[suddenly, the girl Bubbles mentioned comes up to her just after Bubbles signed the boy's #43 STP backpack]
Bubbles (to herself): Awww... that's the girl with the cute little plushie toy of me!
Girl with #43 STP plushie toy: Hi, Bubbles, can I get your autograph? I love you and your car!
Bubbles: *blushes* Awww... I'll sign that for you, sweetie. *signs the girl's Bubbles 43 STP plushie toy* Here you go! *giggles*
Edd (in unison to signing a 10 year-old girl's back to school backpack): Well, it seems you have become a top fan-favorite, Bubbles.
Girl with backpack: Thank you, Double-D! Be safe!
Edd: My pleasure, and I'll try my best to drive cautiously and stay out of harm's way.
Bart (annoyed about back to school beginning 2 days after the race): Well, I can't believe it's back to school already after seeing these stupid backpacks! No wait, I ain't in school anymore! Hah! Eat my shorts Ms. Krabappel, and smell ya later, stinky Skinner!
Lisa (in unison to signing a boy's Lisa Simpson #88 T-shirt): You're lucky Ms. Krabappel and Principal Skinner didn't get tickets to see tonight's race and hear what you just said, Bart. (to the boy) Here you go.
Boy with #88 shirt: Thanks, Lisa! You're the best!
Bart: *scoffs* BIG WHOOP! So what are Ms. Krabappel and stupid Skinner gonna do?! Expel me from school when I don't go there anymore? HAH! That's because I'm famous in the NASCAR Winston Cup Series, baby!
Ed (while signing a teenage boy's #18 shirt): Like hot dogs?
Boy with #18 shirt: *laughs* You're such a ham, Ed!
Ed: You're welcome!
Edd: Um, don't you mean thank you, Ed?
Ed: Have not a clue to what you just said, Double-D.
Boy with 18 shirt: Thanks for the autograph, Ed. Go kick some butt on that track tonight, man! Put McRich in the wall cause you're my big-time fave, Monobrow! GO #18!!!!
Ed: Come again!
Edd: Please Ed, no more sillyness.
Ed: But I love writing my name on people's what'cha-ma-call-its, Double-D!
Edd: No disrespect intended, but that's called signing autographs, Ed.
Ed: Like report cards?
Bart (sarcastically): Yeah, like stupid report cards! *mutters to himself while autograph Moe Slezak's 1:24 scale diecast car* Here you go, Moe.
Moe: Thanks, Bart. Do good on that track tonight, and if that Morbucks puts you into the wall, I'll tear her crown apart! Heh! Take care, Bart!
Bart: Peace, Moe! *goes on to autograph Ralph Wiggum's Bart Simpson shirt*
Bart: Hey Ralph, what's new in the world of Ralphie? (in his own head) Even though I find his world possibly stupider than Ed's)
Ralph Wiggum (to Bart): NASCAR is my bestest sport to watch! It's neat how the cars don't get carsick going around in a circle so many times. Their gas tanks smell like gasoline! I love you, Mr. Lisa!
Bart: There here you go Ralphie boy, want an autograph, Chief?
Chief Wiggum: Yeah, can you please autograph my LardLad Donut Box?
Bart: Sure thing, Chief. *begins signing Chief Wiggum's donut box* Hope you enjoyed the debut of my LardLad Donuts NASCAR commercial last night.
Chief Wiggum: You bet I did, Bart. Now everytime I watch that commercial, I have my stomach screaming for crullers.
Bart: *finishes signing Chief Wiggum's LardLad Donut box* Here you go, Chief.
Chief Wiggum: Thanks, Bart. *opens donut box and eats a doughnut while walking with Ralph*
Ralph: Hey Daddy, I want to be a racecar driver they go.... *imitates car*.
Chief Wiggum (with his mouthful): I bet you will someday, Ralphie. *chews noisily on his doughnut*
Kevin (while signing a pretty blonde 16 year-old girl's (with blue eyes) #44 Hot Wheels shirt): So I heard you came all the way from California to watch me race tonight, eh babe?
Teenage Girl (excitedly): Ah, Kev! You really bring joy to my heart. I'm spending my sweet 16 watching you kick Eddy's bumper tonight.
Kevin: And you're really beautiful as a #44 fan, and you're twice as beautiful as a 16 year-old. I think you deserve a hug for your sweet 16, babe.
Teenage girl: *gasps* Oh my, God! *giggles as Kevin gives her a hug*
Kevin (while hugging the 16-year old girl): Awwww... Don't worry babe, I'll take care of Dorky for you tonight. *gives a #44 Hot Wheels gift bag (with a sweet 16 card and an autographed #44 Hot Wheels 1:24 diecast car) to the girl* I wanna give this to you for your Sweet 16, sweetheart.
Teenage girl: *gasps* You thought of me, Kev?!
Kevin: Why don't you read the card and find out for yourself?
P.A Speaker: And now for the most famous words in motorsports, representing the new Fairy Flakes cereal, which will be sponsoring Cosmo in the next race in Springfield (foreshadowing the "2000 Krusty Burger 400 Fantasy Edition" wiki), please welcome your grand marshals the Looney Tunes gang! *fans cheers loudly*
*engines start and rev loudly, in unison to the HYSTERICALLY cheering crowd*
Bob Jenkins (ESPN): The engines have fired, and the cars roar to life on this quarter-mile "D" shaped oval best known as Richmond International Raceway for tonight's running of the Chevy Monte Carlo 400. Green flag drops next on ESPN. *scene cuts to Bubbles cockpit in the pits*
Bob Jenkins (ESPN/ with the cars in double-file formation entering Turn #3 on the final warm-up lap): And there on the flag-stand is the legendary rabbit himself, Bugs Bunny with a Timmy Turner #24 coat, about set to wave the green flag and turn these beasts loose on this quarter-mile short track, *cars enter Turn #4 still in double file formation* (in unison to the hyped up crowd cheering loudly, holding up fan-signs, and taking pictures* and look at these flashbulbs in the stands go! NOBODY is sitting down!
Benny Parsons (ESPN): Trust me, Bob NOTHING is better and exciting in the WORLD than a Saturday night at the races!
*pace car pulls into the pits and the fans scream and cheer like crazy*
Bob Jenkins (ESPN): Here we go! Mystery Inc.'s own Daphne Blake will pull the pace-car off the track in front of a sold-out Richmond International Raceway! Rudy Tabootie #2 Miller Lite Ford will lead the field to the green... *Bugs Bunny waves green flag, crowd screams and cheers loudly, as the cars accelerate to take the green flag* and Bugs Bunny waves it! Glad you're with us on ESPN, and we're now underway in the Chevrolet Monte Carlo 400!
Allen Bestwick (MRN Radio): We're set to go here in Richmond for the Chevy Monte Carlo 400 With The Looney Tunes! Who will be in and who will out of the final spot of the playoffs after tonight?! We will find out in 400 laps! The pace-car is about to pull off the track in front of a ballistic sold out crowd! Rudy Tabootie and Mac Kazoo now lead the field down for the start!
Barney Hall (MRN Radio): Pace-car's behind the pit-wall here they come down to the line, green flag goes in the air and we're underway in the Chevrolet Monte Carlo 400. Racin' to Turn #1, Rudy Tabootie gets a good start, and will pull out single-file as they get to the corner. The scramble's for 2nd place as they go off Turn #2.
Joe Moore (MRN Radio): Mac Kazoo left a little bit high in Turn #2, and opened the inside for Denzel Crocker to challenge him there while Rudy Tabootie drives away! So they're racing from 2nd on-back! Kazoo and Crocker are side-by-side, and Bart Simpson sits behind them!
Allen Bestwick (MRN Radio): Crocker's down low, Kazoo's up top as they come off Turn #4 for the first time this evening! It's Kazoo by a half a length at the line as Rudy Tabootie has about a 7 car-length lead. It's still door-to-door as Mac Kazoo and Denzel Crocker battle back in Turn #1!
Joe Moore (MRN Radio): Crocker hugs the inside line coming back into the corner again while Mac Kazoo rides the high line off Turn #2! They're side-by-side while further back, Bubbles Turner makes a bid for the spot! She dives underneath Lisa Simpson and gains a spot there!
(Lap 182 out of 400 laps after a cycle of green flag pit stops)
Bob Jenkins (ESPN): The battle for the 13th postion is heating up between Rolf Shepherd and Remy Buxaplenty.
Benny Parsons (ESPN): Remy sure wants to take that away to keep his hopes and chances of making the Chase For The Cup (NASCAR Playoffs) alive.
Bob Jenkins (ESPN): Remember, Remy still NEEDS to finish 13th or better in order to make the Chase (10 race playoff that eliminates the worst finishing driver in 9 races, and only 2 make it to the last race as title contenders), and he is STILL putting pressure on the #77 JASPER Ford!
Benny Parsons (ESPN): And let's not forget that Rolf Shepherd needs to WIN the race in order to get in one of the last remaining playoff spots.
(Scene cuts into Rolf's cockpit / Heading into Turn #3)
Rolf: Filthy animals like you do not put their noses up Rolf's bumper!
Remy Buxplenty: Oh, please. A foreigner like you shouldn't even be allowed to race with your lack of how horsepowered cars work. You don't stand a chance. *snobbish laugh*
(onto the frontstretch to complete Lap 182 of 400 laps)
Rolf: Do not insult Rolf! Cars are not powered by horses! And you are wrong at criticizing Rolf's chances at making the RACECAR playoffs!
Kevin (on Rolf's radio / unenuthusiastically): It's NASCAR, Rolf.
Rolf: *growls* Whatever you call the automobile sport, Rolf will be the luckiest shepherd alive in the sport of RACECAR!
(diving into Turn #1)
Remy: Heh, I doubt it.
(scene cuts to the track, showing Penny pulling into the pits to serve a pit-road speeding penalty)
Allen Bestwick (MRN Radio): Sadly, the #97 John Deere Ford of Penny Sanchez will get that pass-through penalty after she was too fast exiting pit road, she will now head into pit road to serve her penalty--.
Joe Moore (MRN Radio): WHOA! Trouble off Turn 2 as Rolf Shepherd gets turned around and pows hard into the inside retaining wall! What hard lick taken by the #77 JASPER Ford!
(Scene cuts to Rolf's cockpit / in unison to Joe Moore's quotes)
Rolf: *gets turned around by Remy Buxaplenty* Whoa, EEEEEK--!!!! *car pows into wall* UNGH! *car scrapes along the wall and stops* *growls* NE'ER DO WELL! * angrily bangs steering wheel with both fists in extreme fury/ tow trucks and a safety vehicle arrive to the scene in unison to his tantrum on the steering wheel, in unison*
Bob Jenkins (ESPN) The yellow flag is out for the 5th time this evening and Rolf's still steaming mad even when the tow trucks arrive to take his car to the garage. Rolf now exits the torn up racecar and is now being taken to the infield care-center by NASCAR officials in a safety vehicle. To Dr. Jerry Punch.
Jerry Punch (ESPN/ while inside the safety vehicle with Rolf): Well, Rolf you seem to have taken a hard lick into that backstretch wall, how upsetting did it feel to you?
Rolf (being interviewed by Dr. Jerry Punch / with a towel in his hand): Well, it felt very upsetting to Rolf, and Rolf hopes Buxaplenty doesn't tear apart Rolf's car ever again!
Jerry Punch (ESPN): Boy, you still seem mad Rolf, and why did you blame your accident on Remy Buxaplenty?
Rolf: Well, that Remy boy is soon going to pay next week in the Bart-boy's home of Springfield when Rolf wins and shows that Remy boy that he should not have destroyed the son of a shepherd's playoff dreams (referring to Remy preventing Rolf from making the playoffs that night), and that he should not have devastated Rolf's chances of winning in New Hampshire (referring to the "2000 Jiffy Lube 300 Fantasy Edition" wiki) and given a lobster, even though Rolf has painful experiences with lobsters! (referring to the "Ed Edd n Eddy" episode "Scrambled Ed") *cries covering face with a towel*
Jerry Punch (ESPN): Rolf Shepherd, not very happy about his terrible evening. Back to you, Bob and BP.
Bob Jenkins (ESPN): Mac Kazoo and Fuzzy Lumpkins had been putting on a great fight for the #8 position. *scene cuts to the track* And off Turn #4 that time, Mac Kazoo gets the better jump and clears Lumpkins.
Benny Parsons (ESPN): A lap ago, Mac did that "bump n' run" move on Fuzzy in Turn #3. We don't know if the #66 car (referring to Fuzzy Lumpkins) is gonna retaliate towards the #33 car (referring to Mac Kazoo) at that same corner. Fuzzy just hopes that the #33 Oakwood Homes Chevrolet don't pull away from his #66 KMART/Route 66 Ford. *scene cuts to Fuzzy Lumpkins' cockpit*
(off Turn #2 and onto the backstretch, and heading for Turn #3)
Fuzzy Lumpkins (in 9th): You ain't takin' me n' Jo's property, Varmint! You gimme it back right now! *scene cuts to Mac's cockpit*
Mac (in 8th): NA-UH! I took the 8th spot fair and square! Rubbin's racin', Lumpkins! *scene cuts to the track*
Allen Bestwick (MRN Radio): They are NOT done battling for the 8th spot as Fuzzy Lumpkins dive-bombs into Turn #3, making it side-by-side with Mac Kazoo's machine, *in unison, Fuzzy wrecks both Mac and himself in Turns 3 & 4* *with sudden realization* and now they get together as Fuzzy Lumpkins and Mac Kazoo get sideways, sending Kazoo's #33 Oakwood Homes Chevrolet into the outside retaining wall, and Fuzzy Lumpkins' #66 machine limping slowly in Turn #4 as it now comes to rest, as the cars scatter low and high trying to avoid the wrecked racecars! *scene cuts to ESPN Broadcast Booth*
Bob Jenkins (ESPN): We now have our 8th yellow flag of the evening *scene cuts to the track* as Mac Kazoo and Fuzzy Lumpkins crash in Turns 3 & 4, *with sudden realization* and whoa-hoa look at this! *Mac runs up to Fuzzy Lumpkins' car window and punches him, then FURIOUSLY confronts him*
Benny Parsons (ESPN) / in unison to Mac's actions and the crowd erupting in a loud cheer/roar to the fight): Man on man, Mac Kazoo HAS GONE MAD! Just look at him! He just ran to the wrecked #66 car and PUNCHED Fuzzy Lumpkins! Man oh man, Mac Kazoo is in SUCH rage!
Bob Jenkins (ESPN): Safety vehicles arrive at the scene with some race officials forcefully restraining a hot-headed Mac Kazoo into one of the safety vehicles and Mac knows that his night is done after that crash. Now let's go to Bill Weber as he's with Mac Kazoo inside one of the safety vehicles.
(Scene goes to the Looney Tunes gang watching from the crowd)
Sylvester (with a lisp): Sufferin' succotash! Did you see that?!
Pepe Le Pew: Sacre bleu! Such turmoil! It is like drama minus ze romance!
Tweety: That bad ol' Fuzzy Lumpkins!
Granny: Pow! Right in the kisser! That's what that pink brute of a monster gets for cheating!
Marvin: Oh, what Mac Kazoo did to Fuzzy Lumpkins makes me VERY angry! VERY FU-*bleep*-ING ANGRY INDEED!
Bugs (in his mind; while eating a carrot): I'd say Marvin oughta watch his mouth with all the kids here, but...WHERE IS his mouth?
Foghorn Leghorn: Folks, I say, folks, somethin' tells me we've only seen the BEGINNING of confrontations here tonight!
Joe Moore (MRN Radio): Timmy and Crocker, still battling it out for the win here in Richmond as the #24 and #99 machines come off Turn #2 and roar into the backstraightaway! Turner is on the low side right underneath the Exide Batteries Ford heading to Turn #3! They dive into the corner *in unison, Timmy DELIBERATELY spins Crocker out in Turn #3 and sends him into the wall* *with sudden realization* (hysterically) AND NOW TIMMY GETS INTO CROCKER!!!! Timmy Turner sends Denzel Crocker HARD into the outside retaining wall as Remy Buxaplenty gets by Timmy Turner heading to the caution and soon-to-be checkered flag!
Allen Bestwick (MRN Radio): Remy Buxaplenty will win the Chevrolet Monte Carlo 400 here inside Richmond International Raceway (in unison, Remy cackles evilly and sinsterly cries out "YOU'RE IN DEEP TROUBLE NOW, TURNER!!!! MWHA HA HA HA HA!") and clinches the final playoff spot away from Snap White, and the race officials are now saying that the crash on Crocker was done by Timmy Turner DELIBERATELY! NASCAR somehow DID NOT liking Timmy Turner's actions on the track with 3 laps to go, despite the fans are somehow cheering LOUDLY for the #24 DUPONT Chevrolet!
Barney Hall (MRN Radio): Looks like these fans really hated Crocker all throughout the season. Cause they knew for months what he put Timmy Turner through back in the Coca-Cola 600, and it looked like that move WAS Timmy's planned vengeance on Crocker from Charlotte back in May.
Allen Bestwick (MRN Radio): And just now, Timmy Turner will be parked by NASCAR and finishing dead-last in 43rd place after that illegal move on Denzel Crocker.
Barney Hall (MRN Radio): Timmy Turner did not wanna see that black flag with the diagonal white stripe on it. If somebody's given that flag, it means "you can run in this race all you want, but we ain't countin' your laps in today's race".
Allen Bestwick (MRN Radio): Timmy Turner will finish 43rd (last place) in tonight's race after that illegal move on Denzel Crocker in Turn #3. Not a way to begin the #24 team's Chase For The Championship (the playoffs).
Barney Hall (MRN Radio): We'll see if hopefully Timmy Turner can redeem himself next week in Springfield when the playoffs begin.
Allen Bestwick (MRN Radio): There might be worse to come for Timmy Turner because not only he intentionally wrecked Denzel Crocker and got parked by NASCAR, he unwittingly screwed his teammate, Snap White out of the playoffs. If Timmy or Crocker WON the race, Snap would've been locked in the playoffs with his 5th finishing spot, but unfortunately, the driver in 19th place in the point standings Remy Buxaplenty took the checkered flag, and quashing Snap's playoff dreams.
Barney Hall (MRN Radio): Man, Timmy Turner DOES NOT wanna see Snap White at this rate.
Timmy (while parking his vehicle in line to pack up): *groans* This is my first time getting parked by NASCAR! All I did was prove a point to the fans! Oh well, at least I FINALLY got my revenge on Crocker. *climbs out of his #24 DUPONT "End Of The Rainbow" Chevrolet, but as he fully exits the vehicle, his #24 car suddenly gets viciously shunted by an EXTREMELY FURIOUS Denzel Crocker's wrecked #99 EXIDE Batteries Ford, plowing Timmy's car into Edd's #20 Home Depot Pontiac*
Timmy (as Crocker shunts his #24 car into Edd's 20 car): WHOA! Hey!
Edd (as his car was shunted into by Timmy's #24): *shrieks at the shunt* Crocker, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Timmy: I think I KNOW what Crockpot is doing, Double-Dude!
Crocker (while unbuckling himself and taking his helmet off rapidly in EXTREME fury / hysterically): TURNER, YOU FU--*bleep*--ing A--*bleep*--HOLE!!!! WHATTA YOU TRYING TO TO DO?!!!! F--*bleep*--ING KILL ME?!!!! I'M GONNA FU--*bleep--*ING KILL YOU FOR THIS!!!!
Timmy (in unison to the #24 and #99 pit-crews crews and race officials rushing to the scene and the crowd HYSTERICALLY cheering at the fight scene / hysterically): BRING IT ON, DIPSH--*bleep*-- I FU--*bleep*--ING HATE YOU!!!! *scene cuts to the ESPN Broadcast Booth*
Bob Jenkins (ESPN): Looks like the gloves are off for Timmy Turner and Denzel Crocker here in the conclusion of tonight's race, *scene cuts to an overview of the pits* and look at the MOBSCENE on pit-road! It's getting REALLY intense!
Benny Parsons (ESPN): And look at these fans, they really wanna see 2 boiling-hot angry drivers fight it out to receive some major excitement--.
Bob Jenkins (ESPN): WHOA! An angry Bart Simpson just went in the mobscene and SHOVED Denzel Crocker into Timmy Turner and now the fight is on! Luckily, a police car is already parked outside Timmy's hauler in case there's any mayhem between the 2 angry drivers in that area. *scene cuts to the brawl in the pits*
[Timmy and Crocker continue to brawl while being forcefully retrained until Timmy broke free and ran and Crocker chased after him heading towards Timmy's hauler, while the other race officials, police, and cameramen were chasing down Crocker]
Crocker (while running after Timmy / hysterically /in unison to the cameramen, policemen, and race officials chasing him): GET YOUR FU--*bleep*--ING A--*bleep* BACK HERE, TURNER!!!!
Timmy (while running to his hauler): NEVER, FU--*bleep*--POT!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!! *runs into he and Bubbles' hauler* and locks the door as race officials immediately guard the door in unison* (a police car was already parked in that spot)
[Crocker punches a race-official and throws him into the other, kicks the door open, enters Timmy and Bubbles' hauler along with other race officials and police, and attacks Timmy while the race officials and police were forcefully restraining Crocker and pulled him out of the hauler, then the police handcuffed Crocker and shoved him into a police car and the police car immediately drove off after the police slammed the door in Crocker's face* *scene fades into Jack Fassler's office in the Team Fastex hauler]
(inside Jack Fassler's office in the Team Fastex hauler)
Jack Fassler (as a worried Timmy entered the office): Have a seat, please Timmy.
Timmy (as he sat in his chair): *gulps nervously*
Jack Fassler: You are in so much deep trouble, Timmy.
Timmy: What did I do that was wrong, Mr. Fassler?!
Jack Fassler: I didn't like what you did out there, Turner!
Timmy: What did I do?!
Jack Fassler: You DELIBERATLEY wrecked Denzel Crocker, causing you to be parked by NASCAR.
Timmy: But Crocker got on my nerves! He's a BAD GUY! He's REXCOR!
Jack Fassler: It doesn't matter if Crocker is REXCOR or a bad guy, you STILL don't pull a reckless stunt like that. Not only you did that, that reckless stunt you pulled entering Turn #3 also knocked Snap out of making the playoffs. Why? Because in case you didn't know, Remy Buxaplenty was close by, running in 3rd when you did that move. Buxaplenty won the race and ended Snap's playoff chances. Now, Team REXCOR has 3 drivers in the "Chase For The Cup" thanks to that reckless move you made! Next time I see you intentionally wreck somebody again *short pause* I will FIRE you. Why? Because I NEVER allow dirty drivers on my team!
Timmy (in a crying way): Please Mr. Fassler! Please give me a second chance! I'm sorry!!!!
Jack Fassler: Let's see if you can prove yourself next week that you're not reckless. *leaves the scene*
Timmy: C'mon, Snap! I'm sorry! It was a mistake--!
Snap: I don't wanna fu--*bleep*--ing hear it from you, Timmy FU--*bleep*--ER! You let Remy Fu--*bleep*--saplenty win the race and ended my fu--bleep*--ing playoff dreams! You also let REXCOR add a 3rd driver to the playoffs!
Timmy: PLEASE FORGIVE ME, SNAP--!
Snap: GET OUT OF MY FU--bleep*--ING FACE, TIMMY BACKSTABBER!!!! *walks off in a huff*
Timmy (to himself / worried): B-B-B-Backstabber?! *runs to his hauler crying* *scene fades into Timmy's bedroom with Timmy crying and praying*
Timmy: *laying down on his bed while crying hard in his pillow*
Bubbles (to herself / calmly and sadly): *enters the room and sees poor Timmy crying* Awww.... Timmy bear, please stop worrying. *kindly goes to Timmy's bed and gently rubs both Timmy's shoulders to try and comfort him, and Timmy's hard cries get softer little by little*
Bubbles (calmly): Not all of the melee was your fault, Timmy.
Timmy (in a crying way): Yeah, it was!
Bubbles (calmly): You meant to wreck Crocker on purpose to pay him back for months ago, but you didn't mean to knock out poor Snap!
Timmy (in a sad way): I meant to do a lot, but not THAT! Mr. Fassler scolded me in his office for deliberately wrecking Crocker, *sad gasps* and Snap called me "Timmy Backstabber"!
Bubbles (calmly): He's just cranky over the melee. I'm sure he doesn't really mean that.
Timmy (in a sad way): I wish I knew that for sure!
Bubbles (calmly): Snap's your friend. You just need to explain truthfully and sincerely mean what you did wasn't deliberate.
Timmy: (sadly): There's no way Snap's gonna wanna talk to me!
Bubbles (calmly): Yes, he will! Snap will forgive you!
Timmy (in a crying way / doubtfully): Yeah like SNAP is gonna forgive me after what I unwittingly did to him! (Referring to his deliberate wreck on Crocker, causing him to accidentally let Remy win and knock Snap out of making the final playoff spot in time for the Krusty Burger 400 the next week). *sobs softly while covering his face* *Bubbles hugs him, and nuzzling her cheek against Timmy's cheek to comfort him*
Bubbles (calmly / while hugging Timmy and nuzzling his cheek to comfort him): Shhh... Shhh... Please don't think that. Snap WILL forgive you, I promise you that. Snap is not that type of person who never forgives.
Timmy (sadly): If you say so, dear.
Bubbles (calmly): The fans STILL love you, Timmy. They CHEERED for you when you put Crocker in the wall, epecially when Cindy Vortex attacked Remy Buxaplenty in the Winner's Circle, showing Remy up after he deliberately wrecked her off Turn #4 on Lap 342. In case you didn't hear, the crowd was cheering your name out of the racetrack when we left go home.
Timmy (sadly): Thanks, Bubbles for forgiving me and trying to help me feel better. I-I-I'm STILL nervous that Snap will hate me forever.
Bubbles (calmly): He won't hate you. Trust me, Timmy. *hugs Timmy and kisses him on the cheek in a long way, and the episode ends*
Since this is the 2000 season, the commentators on TV (ESPN) will be Bob Jenkins (now retired) & Benny Parsons (1941-2007).
The MRN Radio commentators for this wiki-race will be Allen Bestwick & Barney Hall (in the booth), & Joe Moore (Turns 1 & 2, backstretch & backstraightaway).
The pit reporters (radio) will be Winston Kelly, Kyle Rickey, Jason Toy, Steve "The Postman" Post, Jim Phillips, and Jeff Streigle.
Select Chevrolet drivers will use special Looney Tunes paint schemes for this race.
This is the only time Daffy Duck (Team Fastex) and Yosemite Sam (Team REXCOR) race in the NASCAR 2000 Fantasy Edition series.
Tommy Turner winning the Funai 250 Busch Series race at Richmond the night before the race, was a cameo on T.V when he nudged Vicky The Babysitter out of the way (with Bugs Bunny as his crew chief and mentor).
This is the last race before the 10-race, 16-driver playoff series known as the "Chase For The Cup".
This wiki-race is dedicated to Bugs Bunny's original designer, Bob Givens (1918-2017), Daphne Blake's longtime voice actress, Heather North (1945-2017) and Granny's original voice actress, June Foray (1917-2017).
Richmond International Raceway (September Sunset) Edit